в этом посте - видео январских выступлений Дженснена в ТВ-шоу в поддержку "My Bloody Valentine 3-D", ага, я решила собрать их в одном месте))) 
Friday, January 9th -- The Bonnie Hunt Show (Syndicated): Jensen Ackles
Friday, January 9th -- Chelsea Lately (E! Entertainment): Jensen Ackles
Thursday, January 8th -- Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC): Jensen Ackles
и транскрипт задорного выступления Дженсена в шоу Jimmy Kimmel, взяла у *Hope*
Транскрипт.Audience: (Screams)
Kimmel You know what, it’s funny because I think there’s this idea that men are more hound like than woman but it’s really not true…
Jensen: No, it’s not true at all.
Kimmel:You know because when a beautiful woman comes out there, like that’s nice- (imitates demure applause) but you comes out and it’s like,
“Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Jensen: (laughs)
Kimmel: I’m gonna jump on your head.
Jensen: (laughs)
Kimmel: (Looks at the audience) It’s embarrassing. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Audience: (laughs)
Kimmel: Calm down ladies or I’ll turn a hose on a whole bunch of you.
So you were in Vancouver today, right?
Jensen: I was, this morning.
Kimmel: That’s a whole other country.
Jensen: It is.
Kimmel: And you were working today?
Jensen: I finished up at about 1am this morning.
Kimmel: Oh really?
Jensen: Yeah. I caught the first flight out and I think I’m here.
Kimmel: Shooting Supernatural of course.
Jensen: Shooting Supernatural the fourth season.
Kimmel: You’re enjoying that?
Jensen:Yeah. We’ve kind of hit our stride. Fourth Season the ratings are actually up, better than they have been the past three years so things are going well.
Audience: (applauds)
Kimmel: Did you get time of during the holidays or did you have to work the whole time.
Jensen: I did get time off. I got some time off about two weeks, not a tonne but definitely enough to get some fun times in there.
Kimmel: What did you do?
Jensen: Went home for Christmas which is Dallas, Texas which is where my family is and for New Years I took a trip down to Belize.
Kimmel: Oh, that’s nice. I’ve never been there but I hear it’s nice.
Jensen:Yeah. It’s very nice, it’s a little different I was picturing maybe like a Cancun or something like you’d find a McDonalds on every corner but this is not the case there. This is a third world country you know you can’t even find a McDonalds you can’t even find a Budweiser anywhere.
Kimmel: Really?
Jensen: No, they are very strict about keeping it the way its…
Kimmel: That sounds terrible.
Audience: (laughs)
Jensen: Horrible (laughs)
Kimmel: So what did you do while you were there?
Jensen: I wanted to do some diving because it’s like one of the best diving places in the world.
Kimmel: Are you a diver?
Jensen: No.
Audience: (laughs)
Kimmel: Wow, that’s a problem.
Jensen:I didn’t think it would be a problem so I did a little research and they said that you could get certified down there so when I got down there and I asked them like,
“You now I’d like to go do some diving what’s the certification process?”
And they were like,
“Oh, that’s about a four day ordeal.”
And I was only going to be there for six days and I was like,
“Is there anything faster than that?”
And they were like,
“Absolutely. Sit down…”
And they wheel out this little nine inch monitor and throw a VHS tape in probably made in 1985 and played a video about diving. The introduction to diving and about ten minutes later I’m in a boat with a tank on my back.
Audience: (laughs)
Kimmel: Really? Really?
Jensen: Yes.
Kimmel: That sounds dangerous.
Jensen: And I’m down in the water and there’s schools of fish and he’s like,
“Okay remember to check your mask.”
And it’s all hands signals and I’m hoping I don’t get “this” mixed up with “this”…
Kimmel: Yeah, no kidding.
Jensen: Yeah because then I’m in trouble.
Kimmel: Did you see anything scary down there?
Jensen: We dodged a few barracudas.
Kimmel: Okay, tell me about this.
(Shows picture of Jensen with a fish)
Jensen: That’s a nice sweet revenge because the next day we went fishing and I caught one.
Kimmel: Is that a Barracuda?
Jensen: That is a Barracuda.
Kimmel: What does a Barracuda taste like?
Jensen:It’s kind of like a swordfish, a little sharper taste than a swordfish but I brought it back to the resort that I was staying at and the cook was like,
“Alright what did you catch?”
And I was like,
“Barracuda.”
And he was like,
“Cook that.”
Kimmel: Was it good?
Jensen: Oh yeah.
Kimmel: There’s nothing better well for some people-
Jensen: It’s just so satisfying.
Kimmel: There’s nothing better than going and getting something and have someone else do the gross stuff-
Jensen: Well he took it home and fed his family that night with it and I was like-
Kimmel: He did?
Jensen: Yeah I was walking a little taller that day it was really-
Kimmel: Especially when you’re an actor to like a real thing-
Jensen: Yeah it’s not like “cut” and I hand the fake Barracuda off to some prop guy and he walks off that way.
No this was the real day so it was-
Kimmel: Well you are-as we see from the audience’s reaction you are very popular and you have very active fans on the internet.
Jensen: (faces audience) And thank you.
Kimmel: I went on your message board this morning which I do every morning-
Jensen: Yeah, have some coffee and-
Kimmel:And it so happened it worked out well. Your fans and we’re not making any of this up, your fans asked, the requested questions for me to ask you on the show.
Jensen: (looks scared)
Kimmel: So these are real questions from your fans. Maybe some of them are here tonight, I don’t know.
Crystal is one of the screen names, not here-
“Have you ever shot a gun in real life?”
Jensen: Ah, yes.
Kimmel: Okay. Did you kill anybody?
Jensen: I don’t think so.
Audience: (laughs)
Jensen: That’s actually another one. I’ve been deer hunting, this one time and I know some people don’t like that but-
Kimmel: Especially the deer.
Jensen: Killed the deer, cut the whole thing up and fed twelve men that day.
Kimmel: Really?
Jensen: Yeah.
Kimmel: You guys ate the whole deer that day.
Jensen: Yeah, made deer chilli and deer steaks and-
Kimmel: Wow!
Jensen: Next question.
Kimmel: Okay,
“Can you cook a meal from scratch without cheating?”
Jensen: What’s considered cheating?
Kimmel: Opening a can of-
Jensen: “Mom!”
Is that considered cheating?
Kimmel: Yeah.
Yellowmellow asks,
“Who do you go gay for?”
Audience: (laughs)
Jensen: You’d think it would be you (points at Kimmel) and it is.
Kimmel: Were really not going to top that and thank you that’s really sweet.
You’re new movie is My Bloody Valentine 3D.
Jensen: Yeah.
Kimmel: Is it different shooting in 3D?
Jensen: It is a little different. On Supernatural we shoot in regular 2D film style so we’re using long lenses, 180mm-
Kimmel: Does that mean the camera guys are really far from you?
Jensen:No, not necessarily but it’s just really tight shots, really extreme close ups but with 3D you wanna feel more of the world because it’s a3D thing so I think the highest millimetre lens we had was I think about a seventy, which is fairly wide so everything was shot like really wide and it felt like-when I watched it-normally for film you have to really compact everything and all the emotion is in the eyes but this was like theatre you had to be really expressive with your arms…
Kimmel: Plus it’s a slasher.
Jensen: so I’m just kicking things you know for no reason.
Kimmel: So that your feet will go out.
Jensen: So that they’ll move and I look expressive.
Kimmel: Yeah so it would be really boring to see like Frost Nixon in 3D for example.
Jensen: Just standing there yeah. Probably not that interesting.
Kimmel: Yeah not as good.
And then people will go to the theatre and we’ve got some of the actual glasses that they wear (puts on glasses).
Jensen: Yeah, that’s them.
Kimmel: It’s like 3D all of a sudden.
Jensen: You look like Dan Ackroyd of all of a sudden.
Kimmel: Throw this for at me, throw it right at me head…
Jensen: Here ya go, are you ready?
(Jensen throws fork over Kimmel’s shoulder)
Kimmel: I think it missed.
Audience: (laughs)
Kimmel: (shows clip of My Bloody Valentine)
Audience: (applauds)
Спасибо stir-of-echoes.
Thursday, January 8th -- Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) на русском
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потырено у trulyalyana
а так же видео Дженсена с премьеры здесь
и видео, где Дженсен пиарит "MBV" здесь
Friday, January 9th -- The Bonnie Hunt Show (Syndicated): Jensen Ackles
Friday, January 9th -- Chelsea Lately (E! Entertainment): Jensen Ackles
Thursday, January 8th -- Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC): Jensen Ackles
и транскрипт задорного выступления Дженсена в шоу Jimmy Kimmel, взяла у *Hope*
Транскрипт.Audience: (Screams)
Kimmel You know what, it’s funny because I think there’s this idea that men are more hound like than woman but it’s really not true…
Jensen: No, it’s not true at all.
Kimmel:You know because when a beautiful woman comes out there, like that’s nice- (imitates demure applause) but you comes out and it’s like,
“Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Jensen: (laughs)
Kimmel: I’m gonna jump on your head.
Jensen: (laughs)
Kimmel: (Looks at the audience) It’s embarrassing. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Audience: (laughs)
Kimmel: Calm down ladies or I’ll turn a hose on a whole bunch of you.
So you were in Vancouver today, right?
Jensen: I was, this morning.
Kimmel: That’s a whole other country.
Jensen: It is.
Kimmel: And you were working today?
Jensen: I finished up at about 1am this morning.
Kimmel: Oh really?
Jensen: Yeah. I caught the first flight out and I think I’m here.
Kimmel: Shooting Supernatural of course.
Jensen: Shooting Supernatural the fourth season.
Kimmel: You’re enjoying that?
Jensen:Yeah. We’ve kind of hit our stride. Fourth Season the ratings are actually up, better than they have been the past three years so things are going well.
Audience: (applauds)
Kimmel: Did you get time of during the holidays or did you have to work the whole time.
Jensen: I did get time off. I got some time off about two weeks, not a tonne but definitely enough to get some fun times in there.
Kimmel: What did you do?
Jensen: Went home for Christmas which is Dallas, Texas which is where my family is and for New Years I took a trip down to Belize.
Kimmel: Oh, that’s nice. I’ve never been there but I hear it’s nice.
Jensen:Yeah. It’s very nice, it’s a little different I was picturing maybe like a Cancun or something like you’d find a McDonalds on every corner but this is not the case there. This is a third world country you know you can’t even find a McDonalds you can’t even find a Budweiser anywhere.
Kimmel: Really?
Jensen: No, they are very strict about keeping it the way its…
Kimmel: That sounds terrible.
Audience: (laughs)
Jensen: Horrible (laughs)
Kimmel: So what did you do while you were there?
Jensen: I wanted to do some diving because it’s like one of the best diving places in the world.
Kimmel: Are you a diver?
Jensen: No.
Audience: (laughs)
Kimmel: Wow, that’s a problem.
Jensen:I didn’t think it would be a problem so I did a little research and they said that you could get certified down there so when I got down there and I asked them like,
“You now I’d like to go do some diving what’s the certification process?”
And they were like,
“Oh, that’s about a four day ordeal.”
And I was only going to be there for six days and I was like,
“Is there anything faster than that?”
And they were like,
“Absolutely. Sit down…”
And they wheel out this little nine inch monitor and throw a VHS tape in probably made in 1985 and played a video about diving. The introduction to diving and about ten minutes later I’m in a boat with a tank on my back.
Audience: (laughs)
Kimmel: Really? Really?
Jensen: Yes.
Kimmel: That sounds dangerous.
Jensen: And I’m down in the water and there’s schools of fish and he’s like,
“Okay remember to check your mask.”
And it’s all hands signals and I’m hoping I don’t get “this” mixed up with “this”…
Kimmel: Yeah, no kidding.
Jensen: Yeah because then I’m in trouble.
Kimmel: Did you see anything scary down there?
Jensen: We dodged a few barracudas.
Kimmel: Okay, tell me about this.
(Shows picture of Jensen with a fish)
Jensen: That’s a nice sweet revenge because the next day we went fishing and I caught one.
Kimmel: Is that a Barracuda?
Jensen: That is a Barracuda.
Kimmel: What does a Barracuda taste like?
Jensen:It’s kind of like a swordfish, a little sharper taste than a swordfish but I brought it back to the resort that I was staying at and the cook was like,
“Alright what did you catch?”
And I was like,
“Barracuda.”
And he was like,
“Cook that.”
Kimmel: Was it good?
Jensen: Oh yeah.
Kimmel: There’s nothing better well for some people-
Jensen: It’s just so satisfying.
Kimmel: There’s nothing better than going and getting something and have someone else do the gross stuff-
Jensen: Well he took it home and fed his family that night with it and I was like-
Kimmel: He did?
Jensen: Yeah I was walking a little taller that day it was really-
Kimmel: Especially when you’re an actor to like a real thing-
Jensen: Yeah it’s not like “cut” and I hand the fake Barracuda off to some prop guy and he walks off that way.
No this was the real day so it was-
Kimmel: Well you are-as we see from the audience’s reaction you are very popular and you have very active fans on the internet.
Jensen: (faces audience) And thank you.
Kimmel: I went on your message board this morning which I do every morning-
Jensen: Yeah, have some coffee and-
Kimmel:And it so happened it worked out well. Your fans and we’re not making any of this up, your fans asked, the requested questions for me to ask you on the show.
Jensen: (looks scared)
Kimmel: So these are real questions from your fans. Maybe some of them are here tonight, I don’t know.
Crystal is one of the screen names, not here-
“Have you ever shot a gun in real life?”
Jensen: Ah, yes.
Kimmel: Okay. Did you kill anybody?
Jensen: I don’t think so.
Audience: (laughs)
Jensen: That’s actually another one. I’ve been deer hunting, this one time and I know some people don’t like that but-
Kimmel: Especially the deer.
Jensen: Killed the deer, cut the whole thing up and fed twelve men that day.
Kimmel: Really?
Jensen: Yeah.
Kimmel: You guys ate the whole deer that day.
Jensen: Yeah, made deer chilli and deer steaks and-
Kimmel: Wow!
Jensen: Next question.
Kimmel: Okay,
“Can you cook a meal from scratch without cheating?”
Jensen: What’s considered cheating?
Kimmel: Opening a can of-
Jensen: “Mom!”
Is that considered cheating?
Kimmel: Yeah.
Yellowmellow asks,
“Who do you go gay for?”
Audience: (laughs)
Jensen: You’d think it would be you (points at Kimmel) and it is.
Kimmel: Were really not going to top that and thank you that’s really sweet.
You’re new movie is My Bloody Valentine 3D.
Jensen: Yeah.
Kimmel: Is it different shooting in 3D?
Jensen: It is a little different. On Supernatural we shoot in regular 2D film style so we’re using long lenses, 180mm-
Kimmel: Does that mean the camera guys are really far from you?
Jensen:No, not necessarily but it’s just really tight shots, really extreme close ups but with 3D you wanna feel more of the world because it’s a3D thing so I think the highest millimetre lens we had was I think about a seventy, which is fairly wide so everything was shot like really wide and it felt like-when I watched it-normally for film you have to really compact everything and all the emotion is in the eyes but this was like theatre you had to be really expressive with your arms…
Kimmel: Plus it’s a slasher.
Jensen: so I’m just kicking things you know for no reason.
Kimmel: So that your feet will go out.
Jensen: So that they’ll move and I look expressive.
Kimmel: Yeah so it would be really boring to see like Frost Nixon in 3D for example.
Jensen: Just standing there yeah. Probably not that interesting.
Kimmel: Yeah not as good.
And then people will go to the theatre and we’ve got some of the actual glasses that they wear (puts on glasses).
Jensen: Yeah, that’s them.
Kimmel: It’s like 3D all of a sudden.
Jensen: You look like Dan Ackroyd of all of a sudden.
Kimmel: Throw this for at me, throw it right at me head…
Jensen: Here ya go, are you ready?
(Jensen throws fork over Kimmel’s shoulder)
Kimmel: I think it missed.
Audience: (laughs)
Kimmel: (shows clip of My Bloody Valentine)
Audience: (applauds)
Спасибо stir-of-echoes.
Thursday, January 8th -- Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) на русском
Скачать с двумя звуковыми дорожками тут.
потырено у trulyalyana
а так же видео Дженсена с премьеры здесь
и видео, где Дженсен пиарит "MBV" здесь